when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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