I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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