does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
someone owes me an orgasm
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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