it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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