I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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