i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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