it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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