we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Randomize
