I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think a kid would responsible me up
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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