i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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