She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
foreskin is a definite game changer
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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