i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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