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I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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