gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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