If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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