i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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