Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
your like the ambassador to my penis.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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