Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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