To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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