Cold hands, warm shart.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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