You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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