I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
