At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So vagazzling was a success
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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