I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
This girl is more easily done than said...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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