3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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