So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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