were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
