I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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