You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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