i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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