How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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