Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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