i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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