Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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