Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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