you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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