Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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