His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Randomize