Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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