Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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