Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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