I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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