: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
smell my finger.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
The ass gains better be worth it
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