what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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