Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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