Soap is not a condiment
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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