accomplished twins. life is a go
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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