i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
only you would photoshop your dick
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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