Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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