ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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