She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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