Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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