Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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