just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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