Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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