help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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