fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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