we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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