Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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