just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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