You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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