You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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