Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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